Hammiesessive

First was that, suddenly, I WAS a father. I thought that I wouldn't really want to be one. But thinking about it, I might as well be a good father, now that the kids are here.



But, alas, the bad news is that Qingzi lost her kids. All of them. 'Coz she ate 'em.

I dunno why she had to do that. I don't know whether I'll be mad at her or what for what she had done. But I just can't stay mad at her for a long time.

And now, I think, she may be pregnant again.

But will she do the same thing she had done with our firstborn hammies?

I'm so scared.

As for the other things that happened, they already pale in comparison to this. I can say no more.

Human told me that Qingzi just gave birth to 5 (or it seemed to Human) little pups this morning and that I'm the father of all these little red crawling creatures beneath Qingzi.

And I just can't f--kingly believe it!

I mean, how can they be so sure that I'm the father? The little pups don't even look like me.


They don't look like Qingzi either. Why are they hairless?

I wonder if there are paternity testing available for hamsters. Hmmm...

Well, now that I'm back from saving this blog from Qingzi's horrible blogging skills, I can post more embarrassing photos of her here and, of course, my adorable shots (because it's MY blog).


No wonder Qingzi's a much bigger hamster than I am (in body size, of course). She's been hoarding all the grains she could find the minute Human absentmindedly placed her on the food tub. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Hey Qingzi, exercise a little bit of restraint, yo!


And now there's her lovely mugshot. Her cheek pouches are full of grains. Human proceeded to get her back to her home so she could unload and eat, after which she'll be back to the Holding Area while Human cleans her home.


And like any other gluttonous hamster, she sleeps after having a huge meal.