Hammiesessive

Human told me that Qingzi just gave birth to 5 (or it seemed to Human) little pups this morning and that I'm the father of all these little red crawling creatures beneath Qingzi.

And I just can't f--kingly believe it!

I mean, how can they be so sure that I'm the father? The little pups don't even look like me.


They don't look like Qingzi either. Why are they hairless?

I wonder if there are paternity testing available for hamsters. Hmmm...