Hammiesessive

Whoa!

So, that's why Qingzi's belly has gotten so huge, compared to her previous pregnancy. She gave birth to 9 hampups today.

I repeat, 9 HAMSTER PUPS!

Thank goodness, Human is here. Where am I going to get all the grains, milk, and water to feed all of those?

Though something tells me that it isn't going to be 11 for long (bad Qingzi), I'm still hoping that it could stay 11. But, that, of course, will depend on Qingzi's temperament.

Maybe I should post Hampup watch updates every now and then.

Human told me that Qingzi just gave birth to 5 (or it seemed to Human) little pups this morning and that I'm the father of all these little red crawling creatures beneath Qingzi.

And I just can't f--kingly believe it!

I mean, how can they be so sure that I'm the father? The little pups don't even look like me.


They don't look like Qingzi either. Why are they hairless?

I wonder if there are paternity testing available for hamsters. Hmmm...